takeyou:

californaia:

takeyou:

I live for the applesauce

*applause 

I know what I’m about son

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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justinpswain:

Drunk as hell and your song comes on

justinpswain:

Drunk as hell and your song comes on

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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

the-timelord-at-hogwarts:

the-cosmic-five-year-old:

lumos5001:

so my boyfriend asked me today, “you know what the best thing about being a Hufflepuff is?” i shrugged and he replied, “i found you.” 

that’s so adorable I’m gonna die

I guess you can say that…
he’s a keeper

notwifi:

when someone you don’t know tries to read you

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

gamecuboid:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

a toy story remake done with nothing but dildos 

"you’ve got a friend in me"

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GOD

plystation:

seeing your post on your dash

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cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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troyesivan:

"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"image