(Source: emiliogorgeous)

theperksofbeingliley:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

Touched*

(Source: daenerystargayren)

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

(Source: yzma)

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

(Source: dema-zema)

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

donatellavevo:

"yes i’m a gamer"

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officialschool:

waking up from a good nights sleep

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(Source: horchatarze)

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey
validx2:

Dudes be like “he ain’t mine”

validx2:

Dudes be like “he ain’t mine”

alicehatesyouall:

not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

Hoo?

(Source: medimeedes)