slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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(Source: animatedtext)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

dragondicks:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

dragondicks:

pulpdrinker:

i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male

(Source: cokepulp)

(Source: frenums)

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

that-girl-helen:

"actually, that was due today”

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(Source: speedlimit15)

carriesfirstperiod:

going back to school after break like

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(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”